Thread: Old but Good

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books.............

"Titanic" by James Cameron & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition
that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:. ... cost - $29.99
Clinton: ..... cost - $29.99

Titanic: . Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:. ... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: . Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: .... Bill is a bull**** artist.

Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: ..... Let's not go there.

Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton: .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: .... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:. .... Monica...ooh, let' s not go there, either.

Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing

Hello my fello so you want to compete in a Whore off do ya?

I felt the same way about Jamie Oliver's cookbook and Green Eggs and Ham. Both written for morons.

Originally Posted by Nofear

Hello my fello so you want to compete in a Whore off do ya?

I'm working on being the dirtiest whore you know!

try to contain your whore off to the any subject thread

Okey Dokey

Apprentice

Keep 'em in line Greg...giddy-up